Thursday, December 23, 2004

Movie Review - Matrix: Revolutions

This will be short.

I hoped since I saw the second Matrix that the third would end this way:

Neo dies.

Fade to black.

An alarm goes off, you hear groans. A messy bedroom comes into focus. From the bed, one teen moves to slap the alarm off. Another teen groans from a chair in the corner. Light is streaming in through the blinds. You see a "Wild Stallions" hand-made poster on the wall.

Ted's head pops up from the bed.
"Dude, I had the most EXCELLENT dream. Where did you get that smack?"

Bill groans.

Fade to black.

End Credits begin to roll.


THAT would have been a great ending to the Matrix trilogy.

Ratings:
Overall - F

The rest of it doesn't matter. Just don't do it. Run.

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